Total Medals Earned: 841 (From 137 different games.) Total Medal Score: 13,625 Points
Medals Earned: 6/6 (195/195 points)
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Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Medals Earned: 3/8 (80/480 points)
kill pedobear
kill philosoraptor
kill ichigosaurus
beat the game
win the game in the insane level!!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/6 (10/75 points)
Die in 3 different ways in one gameplay
Pass 100 levels
Gain 10000 points
Step on 100 bomb plataforms in one gameplay
Take 200 candies in one gameplay
Complete the game in easy mode
Medals Earned: 2/18 (10/360 points)
Begin the game.
Complete the tutorial.
Clear floor 1.
Clear floor 2.
Clear floor 3.
Clear floor 4.
Clear floor 5.
Clear floor 6.
Clear floor 7.
Clear floor 8.
Destroy the Rob Boss.
Clear floor 10.
Clear floor 12.
Clear floor 14.
Unleash fever mode 20+ times.
Fail to cast a spell 100+ times.
(splat)
Medals Earned: 9/15 (250/500 points)
Defeat 30 Bite Bugs.
Defeat 25 Crabs.
Defeat 20 Hoppers.
Collect 50% of Jellyfish.
Collect 25% of Jellyfish.
Defeat Shifter (Crab Coast Boss).
Defeat Spindle (Wizard Tower Boss).
Defeat 20 Spindlings.
Destroy 2 Spheros simultaneously.
Defeat Jellatos (Floating Garden Boss).
Collect 75% of Jellyfish.
Collect 100% of Jellyfish.
Defeat 10 Rays.
Defeat Zelo (Triacontakaidigon Palace Boss).
Defeat Fury Zelo (Final Boss).
Medals Earned: 9/9 (200/200 points)
Lose the game
Talk to the cat
Make and give the greatest Philly Cheesesteak
No...
Win a game
Do something...
Shit in the toilet
Avoid shitting yourself in less than 90 seconds (real time)
Get a secret ending...
Medals Earned: 1/8 (25/295 points)
Complete the game.
Die over 600 times.
Fail to grasp the core concept of pausing.
Complete the game in under 5 minutes.
Complete the game with no deaths.
Collect all the achievements
Medals Earned: 1/30 (5/500 points)
Obtain the wooden bat
Give Albert the Bad News
Scrap a Big Robot
Defeat the Armored King Toad
Defeat the Mercenary General
Rid a tree house of slimes
Defeat a harpy with her own weapon
Quickly drop a patrolling bandit unawares
Eat 5 food items that are considered unsafe
Collect 5 Moon Stones
Steal from the mayor's treasury
Defeat a fully grown Sand Dragon
Sleep wherever it is possible to sleep
Consumed over 30 healing items
Increase Max HP to 40
Upgrade inventory to its max size
Collect 20 Moon Stones
Carry all the best equipment
Break over 100 boxes or crates
Beat the Game
Collect over 1000 coins since the start of your journey
Increase Max Health to 99
Finish the game with zero deaths
Collect 40 Moon Stones
Finish the game in 64 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 5/5 (220/220 points)
Play the game for the first time!
Destroy a trash can/cone
Get at least 100 dollars
Get at least 25 Pizzas!!
Win the game
Medals Earned: 5/11 (210/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
Make a big explosion!
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!